How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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