why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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