One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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