just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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