Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.