Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.