Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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