Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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