You can't special order awesome
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
