no. you can't hotbox the world.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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