return my video game
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.