p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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