Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
