She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Vodka?
Forever.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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