Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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