You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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