just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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