You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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