WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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