i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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