She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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