My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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