Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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