Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
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Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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