May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
