i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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