Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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