You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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