No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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