I'm really into asian looking animals
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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