My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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