Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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