Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
