Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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