i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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