yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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