Your face is a jimmy john
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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