Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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