i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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