you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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