Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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