Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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