I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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