i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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