I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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