getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Randomize