didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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