Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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