I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
pray to the hookup gods
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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