Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
