Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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