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Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail

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(269): Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail http://tfl.nu/mrce

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(630): View more from Illinois

My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!

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(630): My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea! http://tfl.nu/pudz

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.

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needless to say I left

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(203): I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard. (203): needless to say I left http://tfl.nu/ueme

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.

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what does that even mean?

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you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.

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(610): yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night. (215): what does that even mean? (610): you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life. http://tfl.nu/owon

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(207): View more from Maine

Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man

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(207): Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man http://tfl.nu/9o60

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(860): View more from Connecticut

you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict

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(860): you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict http://tfl.nu/am6o

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(631): View more from New York

judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.

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(631): judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way. http://tfl.nu/a0to

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(319): View more from Iowa

Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.

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(319): Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100. http://tfl.nu/5iyq

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(415): View more from California

He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.

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(415): He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her. http://tfl.nu/kc95

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(812): View more from Indiana

He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet

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(812): He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet http://tfl.nu/4ir7

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(631): View more from New York

Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.

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(631): Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments. http://tfl.nu/sneo

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(917): View more from New York City

sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.

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that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.

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(917): sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride. (917): that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks. http://tfl.nu/bp4f

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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...

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(401): I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is... http://tfl.nu/ftaa

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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late

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(775): This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late http://tfl.nu/ovyj

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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.

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(805): Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck. http://tfl.nu/zu2d

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