ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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