shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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