I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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